By Duncan Macmillan, with Jonny Donahoe
On stage 01.16–02.10.19

"You're six years old. Your mom's in the hospital. So you start to make a list of everything that's brilliant about the world. Everything that's worth living for: 1. Ice cream. 2. Kung fu movies. 3. Burning things. 4. Laughing so hard you shoot milk out of your nose. 5. Construction cranes. 6. Me."

A moving, insightful and hilarious new one-person play – starring Tony nominee and Emmy Award-winning actor Liz Callaway – that is unlike any other. T2’s space will be reconfigured for the first time in eight years to create a profoundly intimate, immersive, life-affirming theatre experience.

Unflinching, life-affirming — and possibly one of the funniest plays you’ll ever see, full stop.
The Guardian
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TICKETS

Discounts:
Under 30?
Bring a group
Lights Up! Access Program

Performances:
Tue—Fri 7:30pm
Sat 2pm & 7:30pm
Sun 2pm

Next showtime:

 
 

On stage January 16 — February 10
Scroll to your preferred month and date

Performances with best availability:
Fri., Feb. 8 – 7:30pm
Sat., Feb. 9 – 2pm | 7:30pm
Sun., Feb. 10 – 2pm

Full performance list

Some adult language and themes; recommended for 13+.


The Artists


CREATIVE

Scenic Designer: Ashleigh Burns
Costume Designer: Ruby Kemph
Lighting Designer: Elijah DeWitt
Sound Designer: Fred Kennedy

Music Supervisor: Jason Burrow
Properties Master: Brodie Jasch
Production Stage Manager: Shannon A. Jones


Lights Up! FOR ACCESS

 

Thanks to support from the Walmart Foundation and others, patrons under the age of 30 pay just $10 while patrons with a SNAP benefits card pay just $5.

 

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SHOW SPONSORS

MADE POSSIBLE IN PART BY

Lead show sponsors Margaret & Dick Rutherford, as well as show sponsors Tod Yeslow & Jackie Telfair.