EVERY CHRISTMAS STORY EVER TOLD

December 19 - 21, 2025

Three actors. Dozens of characters. One off-the-rails sleigh ride through the holidays.

Tired of performing Dickens’ A Christmas Carol for the umpteenth time, three actors decide to take matters into their own hands—staging every Christmas story ever told. From Santa facts to international traditions to a Frosty vs. Grinch smackdown, this fast-paced romp has it all. 

Two ways to join the fun:
10 AM Family Edition: Perfect for kids, grown-ups, and anyone who secretly hates figgy pudding.
Evening Remix (18+): Silent nights are overrated, so we’re offering a 90-minute nighttime remix for adults. Shorter than a Hallmark movie. Funnier than your office party. Bad Santa approved.

Come laugh, sing, and share the joy of holiday mayhem at Every Christmas Story Ever Told.

“A respectful homage and side-splitting parody at the same time.” —Sacramento Bee.

“The play accomplishes the small miracle of making all Christmas myths seem both utterly ridiculous and absolutely essential. Yes, Virginia, you can have your fruitcake and eat it, too.” —Orlando Weekly.

 “A hilarious send-up of, well, every Christmas story ever told ... This is a highly recommended alternative to cut-and-dry Christmas offerings.” —NUVO Media (IN).

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